I was abducted by a vast army of chocolate rabbits. Make no mistake: chocolate bunnies are the true threat to our society. Happily, they are not infallible.
After it occurred to me that I could simply eat them and make my escape, I started planning my winter wardrobe and wondering what I might post next.
It probably won't be birds, not even birds with skills in marketing.
I'm thinking skirts, blouses and maybe some boots. And lists! Everywhere I look, someone else is writing a list of the essential things you should have in your wardrobe. Mine, I promise, will be different.