But before I rabbit on about pyjamas I just want to have a minor tirade about lipsticks that are more than six months old.
Magazines are telling me that I have to turf all my make up that is older than six months.
I have been using this lip crayon on and off for ten years and have yet to be struck by lightning, turned into a bat or burst into flames. It is older than all my nephews and less inclined to have me read it stories.
Now, where was I?